I'm new, and an actor. I don't have any apprehensions yet, but I wrote some haikus I thought I'd share - I call them "Inwood Sonata"

I.
tiny dog who barks
tenacity is key -yea?
you make me hate life

II.
crazy bass thumping
Who gets crunk at 6 PM?
and plays "Yooz a Hoe"?

III.
Spanish bakery
I want some flan why do you
laugh at my white ass?