Eddie Rodriguez: Tom: “Stand up, take them out & hit me right now”

Steve Unwin: Jesus, chip! How do you even know what cock tastes like?

Eddie Rodriguez: Boss Lady “You’re like 5 years old, how do you what being Eiffel Towered means?”

Whit Elliott: I just go thrown out of the show by the dirty Mexican!

Eddie Rodriguez: We are having massive show wardrobe failure.

Eddie Rodriguez: Boss Lady has now told me that I can’t speak unless Edgar is speaking

Eddie Rodriguez: Boss lady now spilling cranberry juice on us. Mad I tell u

Eddie Rodriguez: Boss Lady: “Gloves, Boobs… What is going on?”

Jeff Kroh: Latex gloves! So many uses for latex gloves!

Eddie Rodriguez: Starting to worry that audience will become nauseated over the smell of dog food.

Steve Unwin: Mark it. Director made a period joke.

Eddie: Director now wants us to call her Boss Lady. Tried to call her by her first name & she threw her notebook at me.

Steve Unwin: Yes, yes the dialogue is important and all, but the real question is how do we synthesize the dog food?

Eddie Rodriguez: On lunch break. I’m by myself. I think I just lost everyone. Crap.

Eddie Rodriguez: She said she was “just joking” Don’t believe her.

Eddie Rodriguez: Now I know she is crazy. She tried to stab me with her pencil on the subway.

Eddie Rodriguez: I think the director is a little crazy. She made us cross 8th ave in the middle of traffic.

Whit Elliott: I’m being tortured by the mexican! I can see us fighting all day! Rival southerners!!

Randa K. 10:51 am: Our first adventure. i forced the group to jwalk and we almost got hit by a cab!! might have trust issues now. Haha

From Zach Rothman-Hicks

Must... stay.... awake.